3 Most Difficult thing to do in the World

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3 Most Difficult thing to do in the World
  1. You can't count your hair.
  2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
  3. You can't Breathe when your tongue is out.

Now please put your tongue back inside.

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Top 10: Funny Quotes

  1. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.- BOB MONKHOUSE
  2. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.- ELAYNE BOOSLER
  3. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.- OSCAR WILDE
  4. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - MARK RUSSELL
  5. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - ROBERT BLOCH
  6. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - STEVE MARTIN
  7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - LANA TURNER
  8. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’ - ANONYMOUS
  9. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - DAVE BARRY
  10. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - ANONYMOUS
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